“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me.”
“Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'damn, that was fun.”
“I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.”
