“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”


“Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”


“We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings.”




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