The Key to Life: In 365 Quotes

1. A good book has no ending.

R. D. Cumming

2. A late 20th-century movement characterized by broad skepticism, subjectivism, or relativism; a general suspicion of reason; and an acute sensitivity to the role of ideology in asserting and maintaining political and economic power.

3. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

4. A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Edward Abbey

5. A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life.

Friedrich Hegel

6. A library is a hospital for the mind.

Alvin Toffler

7. A man who has not passed through the inferno of his passions has never overcome them.

Carl Jung

8. A book should serve as an axe for the frozen sea within us.

Franz Kafka

9. A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Friedrich Nietzsche

10. A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Woodrow Wyatt

11. 100 billion people to ever exist with Jesus at the top seems postmodernistic, because it's categorizing.

12. A man who dares waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

Charles Darwin

13. A cat may look at a king.

John Heywood

14. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

15. A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

16. A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers.

Plato

17. A man may well bring a horse to water, but he cannot make him drink.

John Heywood

18. A grievance that can be expressed is not grievance; a lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Hafez

19. A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.

Victor Hugo

20. 8 billion people on earth, I met you and call it destiny.

21. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

22. Actions speak louder than words; what you say has little to do with what you believe, but the chance of you acting it out is 100%.

Jordan Peterson

23. A phenomenon is known as the Wilson Effect states that as individuals age, the influence of genetics on IQ increases, while the influence of the adoptive parents decreases.

24. A term tied very closely to postmodernism, deconstructionism is a challenge to the attempt to establish any ultimate or secure meaning in a text. It collapses all hierarchies preventing you from moving forward, there is no up, no down. It's a gradual move to postmodernism then eventually nihilism, the belief that there is no meaning to anything.

25. Addictions are humans attempt to murder time so we don't have to address mortality. Drugs are about the moment. To hell with the future. Mindless satisfaction, drugs and alcohol make you not care or worry about consequences. You lose time and don't think of the future. If you're an addict, you need to find something better than the drug, so what's better?

26. After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's relations.

Oscar Wilde

27. A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.

Robert Frost

28. A principle assumption held as fact on which decisions are based, while a doctrine is a fundamental belief how to act.

29. A tree that falls in a forest with noone around makes no sound, because it uses less energy.

30. A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.

George Bernard Shaw

31. A question arose in my mind: Was Kennedy a political genius who truly unleashed the forces of American liberalism, or was he merely a rat cunning enough to take advantage of the new medium of television in order to become the first 'television President'?

32. A sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Arthur C. Clarke

33. Advertising was the greatest art form of the 20th century.

Marshall McLuhan

34. Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

35. Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out candles and fans fires.

François de La Rochefoucauld

36. A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Oscar Wilde

37. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Ellen DeGeneres

38. A quote a day, keeps all troubles away.

39. At the still point of the turning world. Neither flesh nor fleshless; neither from nor towards; at the still point, there the dance is.

T. S. Eliot

40. Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what is a heaven for?

Robert Browning

41. Be brave to stand for what you believe in even if you stand alone.

Roy T. Bennett

42. Although dreams are hard to interpret, they never lie.

Jordan Peterson

43. Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.

John F. Kennedy

44. All great literature is one of two stories: a man goes on a journey or a stranger comes to town.

John Gardner

45. As cultures amalgamate, gods of different religions fight for supremacy.

46. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Arthur Schopenhauer

47. All for one and one for all.

Alexandre Dumas

48. Always remember a person’s name. A person’s name is to that person the sweetest and the most important sound in any language.

Dale Carnegie

49. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Jim Wright

50. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Proverb

51. Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak.

Sun Tzu

52. All men are equal—all men, that is to say, who possess umbrellas.

E. M. Forster

53. Always do what you are afraid to do.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

54. All the girls in the world were divided into two classes: one class included all the girls in the world except her and they had all the usual human feelings and were very ordinary girls; while the other class -herself alone- had no weaknesses and was superior to all humanity.

Leo Tolstoy

55. An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

Karl Kraus

56. All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.

Ernest Hemingway

57. Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

58. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Percy Colson

59. At one point, people are going to have to realize that maybe I do know what I'm doing.

Justin Trudeau

60. At the end of your life, you get into an Uber. Who's the driver? It's you. You look back at yourself and say, 'Hey! Great life! You're not going to remember anything, but onto the next one.

61. All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.

H. L. Mencken

62. Be grateful in spite of your suffering.

63. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.

Albert Camus

64. All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out.

Richard Kadrey

65. Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as artificial flowers have to flowers.

David Parnas

66. All the world loves a lover.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

67. After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.

Proverb

68. As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly and then all at once.

John Green

69. All I want is less to do, more time to do it and higher pay for not getting it done.

70. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

George Orwell

71. Always say less than necessary.

Robert Greene

72. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Ian Maclaren

73. Aristotle: Believed objects fell because they naturally sought to return to their elemental place. Newton: Gravity is a force that pulls objects together. Einstein (General Relativity): Gravity is the warping of spacetime caused by mass/energy, not a force.

74. All gurus are trying to one-up each other. Even if you say they're not, the very act is still a way of claiming they're better.

75. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

Proverb

76. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Spike Milligan

77. All religions are different roads converging to the same point.

Mahatma Gandhi

78. And whoever indulges in these suspicious things is like a shepherd who grazes his animals near the private pasture of someone else is, at any moment, liable to get in.

The Quran

79. And she was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.

Kurt Vonnegut

80. America bombs everyone, but just make sure the jets are eco-friendly.

81. All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

82. As we move toward machines, the ones that come after us, we shall call them gods.

83. Attachment is the root of suffering.

The Buddha

84. Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh.

Clive Barker

85. All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances. And one man in his time plays many parts.

William Shakespeare

86. All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.

Voltaire

87. Be bad, but at least don't be a liar, a deceiver!

Leo Tolstoy

88. Ask and it shall be given you; seek and ye shall find; knock and it shall be opened unto you.

The Bible

89. Aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Robert Orben

90. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Louis Fischer

91. Be the change you wish to see in the world.

Arleen Lorrance

92. Art is a way to avoid dying from truths. By engaging in it, we can create something that is not true and thus prevent ourselves from being overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of reality.

Friedrich Nietzsche

93. All that glitters is not gold.

William Shakespeare

94. All I insist on and nothing else, is that you should show the whole world that you are not afraid. Be silent, if you choose; but when it is necessary, speak and speak in such a way that people will remember it.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

95. And in that moment I swear we were infinite.

Stephen Chbosky

96. And may the odds be ever in your favor.

Suzanne Collins

97. All men are the same except for their belief in their own selves.

Miyamoto Musashi

98. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

99. Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.

100. Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.

Alexander Graham Bell

101. Destiny gives a sense of familiarity.

102. Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most.

Abraham Lincoln

103. Better days are coming. They're called Saturday and Sunday.

Karen Salmansohn

104. Do I dare disturb the universe?

T. S. Eliot

105. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

Eleanor Roosevelt

106. Computer programming is figuring out what's out there by inferring, holding variables, looping and processing entire functions in your head.

107. Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.

108. Consciousness and nothing both exist at the same time which is one of the paradoxes of life.

109. Democracy is the road to socialism.

Karl Max

110. Every guy has a girl he can't touch, the girl is called first love.

111. Eat well, for tonight we dine in Hades.

Leonidas

112. Beauty is a natural advantage.

Plato

113. Don't rush me. I'm waiting for the last minute.

114. Courage, my dear heart.

C. S. Lewis

115. Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.

William Johnson Neale

116. Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.

Sigmund Freud

117. Being inoffensive and being offended, are now the twin addictions of the culture.

Martin Amis

118. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

119. But in the context of a TV show, something will be kind of a non-show (think most things on adult swim). But here's the crux of the question. I've seen people post porn in regular discord channels and mostly memes and there's a bit of a 'who's going to break first and be genuine in the use of the channel' kind of mood. And that aversion to candid expression is something that exists elsewhere, like political commentators are kind of looked down on for talking passionately about the issues they think are important, activists are very often trolled to hell and it feels like even taking a position at all is kind of similarly laughed at and almost discouraged, as though you're kind of giving up your ability to take nothing seriously.

120. Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

Oscar Wilde

121. Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow.

Abraham Lincoln

122. Do not leave anything not where it's supposed to be.

123. Boredom: the desire for desires.

Leo Tolstoy

124. Courage is nothing but fear holding on a minute longer.

General Patton

125. Bro over escaped the matrix.

126. Broadly speaking, the short words are the best and the old words best of all.

Winston Churchill

127. Books are uniquely portable magic.

Stephen King

128. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Benjamin Franklin

129. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Mark O'Keefe

130. Compassion is the idea that hell may need people like you.

131. Education is the art of making man ethical.

Friedrich Hegel

132. Culture are things that separate us from animals, the opposite of nature is culture.

Claude Lévi-Strauss

133. Democracy is the worst form of government; except for all the others that have been tried.

Winston Churchill

134. By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

135. Consciousness came from the earth and it will return to the earth.

136. Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it and wiser than the one that comes after it.

George Orwell

137. Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

Frank Herbert

138. Even though I'm no better than a beast, don't I, too, have a right to live?

Park Chan-wook

139. Either war is obsolete, or men are.

R. Buckminster Fuller

140. Better late than never.

Geoffrey Chaucer

141. Even in the future, the story begins with once upon a time.

Marissa Meyer

142. Dear Friend: I have nearly died three times since morning.

Marcel Proust

143. Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security.

144. Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring—it was peace.

Milan Kundera

145. Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.

Epicurus

146. Being funny is like being a wizard. You have the power to take people's troubles away with laughter.

Patrice O'Neal

147. Because meanings are in this sense functions of other meanings, which themselves are functions of other meanings and so on. They are never fully “present” to the speaker or hearer but are endlessly “deferred.”

148. Events happen, deeds are done. There is no individual doer thereof. Do what you think is right at the moment and leave it at that.

149. Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.

William Shakespeare

150. Diversity is being invited to the party; inclusion is being asked to dance.

Verna Myers

151. Even while they teach, men learn.

Seneca

152. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Jim Henson

153. Comparison is the thief of joy.

Ray Cummings

154. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

The Bible

155. Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking.

J. C. Watts

156. Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Woody Allen

157. Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit.

Napoleon Hill

158. Empty your mind. Be formless. Shapeless. Like water. You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

Bruce Lee

159. Better to die on one's feet than to live on one's knees.

Emiliano Zapata

160. Beauty will save the world.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

161. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Ludwig Jacobowski

162. By stating that you're good or honest, you're stealing from the future.

163. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.

Gloria Steinem

164. Don't be sorry, be different.

Proverb

165. Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.

166. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

The Bible

167. Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Will Rogers

168. Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.

Denis Leary

169. Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head and listen to silence. To have no yesterday and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.

Oscar Wilde

170. Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Bill Widener

171. Don't think of me as a boss. Think of me as a friend who is always right.

172. Even though our lives wander, our memories remain in one place.

Marcel Proust

173. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Robert Frost

174. But sometimes illumination comes to our rescue at the very moment when all seems lost; we have knocked at every door and they open on nothing until, at last, we stumble unconsciously against the only one through which we can enter the kingdom we have sought in vain a hundred years—and it opens.

Marcel Proust

175. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Margaret Wolfe Hungerford

176. Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

Bruce Lee

177. Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings so that you shall come easily by what others have labored hard for.

Socrates

178. Believe yourself. The whole world will believe you.

Niladri Sekhar Dash

179. Culture encompasses the social behavior, institutions and norms found in human societies, as well as the knowledge, beliefs, arts, laws, customs, capabilities and habits of the individuals in these groups.

E. B. Tylor

180. Because the world is so full of death and horror, I try again and again to console my heart and pick the flowers that grow in the midst of hell.

Hermann Hesse

181. Danger: if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.

Winston Churchill

182. Economists are people who work with numbers but don't have the personality to be accountants.

183. Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.

James Dean

184. Do not regret what you have done.

Miyamoto Musashi

185. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

186. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Zig Ziglar

187. Don't show that you're smart, show that you're accomplished.

Jordan Peterson

188. Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

189. Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.

Mignon McLaughlin

190. Every man's work is always a portrait of himself.

Samuel Butler

191. Every sentence should be a little poem.

192. Every society has the criminals that it deserves.

Havelock Ellis

193. Everyone calls himself a friend, but only a fool relies on it; nothing is commoner than the name, nothing rarer than the thing.

François de La Rochefoucauld

194. Every joke is a tiny revolution.

George Orwell

195. Every man is not only responsible for what he does but what everyone else does.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

196. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

Mike Tyson

197. Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground and the last time someone says his name.

Ernest Hemingway

198. Everyone gets a vote, even the people of the past, we call that tradition.

G. K. Chesterton

199. Everyone is a bit racist. Everything is about power. Everyone is selfish, there are no unselfish act. Are all postmodernistic, because, so what? Get to work.

200. Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

Proverb

201. Famous last words: 'I go to seek a Great Perhaps.' That's why I'm going. So I don't have to wait until I die to start seeking a Great Perhaps.

John Green

202. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Leo Tolstoy

203. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

Kurt Vonnegut

204. Evil is the force that believes its knowledge is complete.

Jordan Peterson

205. Everything that exists is born for no reason, carries on living through weakness and dies by accident.

Jean-Paul Sartre

206. Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

Carl Jung

207. Everything will leave us only after it has taught us the necessary lessons.

Pema Chodron

208. Everything tells me that I am about to make a wrong decision, but making mistakes is just part of life. What does the world want of me? Does it want me to take no risks, to go back to where I came from because I didn't have the courage to say 'yes' to life?

Paulo Coelho

209. Failure is simply a signal to move forward.

Henry Ford

210. Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

George Adair

211. Example is always better than an advice.

Proverb

212. Everything can be taken from a man but one thing—the last of the human freedoms—to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances.

Viktor Frankl

213. Fake it till you make it.

Proverb

214. Existence precedes essence.

Jean-Paul Sartre

215. Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist, fairy tales tell children the dragons can be defeated.

G. K. Chesterton

216. Famous last words: 'I wish I had spent more time in the office.

Arnold Zack

217. Find what you love and let it kill you.

Kinky Friedman

218. Follow the man who seeks the truth; run from the man who has found it.

André Gide

219. Few are guilty, but all are responsible.

Abraham Joshua Heschel

220. For believe me! — the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment is: to live dangerously! Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius! Send your ships into uncharted seas! Live at war with your peers and yourselves! Be robbers and conquerors as long as you cannot be rulers and possessors, you seekers of knowledge! Soon the age will be past when you could be content to live hidden in forests like shy deer! At long last the search for knowledge will reach out for its due: — it will want to rule and possess and you with it!

Friedrich Nietzsche

221. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

The Bible

222. Fortune favors the bold.

Virgil

223. For every ten people who are clipping at the branches of evil, you're lucky to find one who's hacking at the roots.

Henry David Thoreau

224. From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached.

Franz Kafka

225. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded.

The Bible

226. Giving thanks, saying a prayer before a meal means you're being grateful.

227. Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett

228. Freedom is secured not by the fulfilling of one's desires, but by the removal of desire.

Epictetus

229. Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Thomas Carlyle

230. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

Henry David Thoreau

231. Find yourself a girl and settle down. Live a simple life in a quiet town. Steady, as she goes.

Jack White

232. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Anne Thackeray Ritchie

233. Go the extra mile: it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

234. Forgiveness is the final form of love.

Reinhold Niebuhr

235. For most people, a good life would be one with a supportive family, great friends, strong skills and knowledge and good physical and mental health.

236. Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.

John Keats

237. Geniuses are the luckiest people among mortals, because what they have to do is what they want to do.

W. H. Auden

238. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping, they called it opportunity.

Bill Gates

239. Forever is composed of nows.

Emily Dickinson

240. From each according to their ability, to each according to their need.

Karl Marx

241. For what it's worth, it's never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you're proud of and if you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start over.

Eric Roth

242. Free speech absolutist is wrong because it invites someone to do hate: to yell fire in a crowded theatre.

243. Free will is only possible with something bigger than you.

244. Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.

Mahatma Gandhi

245. Following in the footsteps of Freud, where his ideas are so profound that it is now just part of common human knowledge.

246. Fiction is the lie through which we tell the truth.

Albert Camus

247. Handel is the greatest composer who has ever lived. I would uncover my head and kneel at his grave.

Ludwig van Beethoven

248. God is not willing to do everything and thus take away our free will and that share of glory which belongs to us.

Niccolò Machiavelli

249. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

Henry Thomas Buckle

250. God has no religion.

Mahatma Gandhi

251. God is dead, God remains dead and we have killed him.

Friedrich Nietzsche

252. Hang in there: retirement is only 30 years away!

253. God is man's greatest idea.

Camille Paglia

254. Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will evade you, but if you notice the other things around you, it will gently come and sit on your shoulder.

Nathaniel Hawthorn

255. Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them.

Justin Cook

256. Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Benjamin Franklin

257. Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Mark Twain

258. Happiness is the simplest and most ordinary thing in life, not the lofty words like in novels, literature or poems.

Virginia Woolf

259. Hate the sin, love the sinner.

Saint Augustine

260. Having women work with men in the office is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon... Dipped in honey.

Patrice O'Neal

261. He got his good looks from his mother. She's a plastic surgeon.

262. He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how.

Friedrich Nietzsche

263. He who has no sin cast the first stone.

The Bible

264. He who is not satisfied with a little, is satisfied with nothing.

Epicurus

265. Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Leo Tolstoy

266. He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.

Aristotle

267. He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

Aeschylus

268. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that by predicting the future you change it.

Werner Heisenberg

269. Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back.

Bill Cosby

270. He who seeks revenge should dig two graves.

Proverb

271. Happiness is unrepentant pleasure.

Socrates

272. He who knows others is wise; he who knows himself is enlightened.

Lao Tzu

273. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.

The Bible

274. Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

275. He holds nothing back from life; therefore he is ready for death, as a man is ready for sleep after a good day's work.

Lao Tzu

276. How many who knew the path of their lives would still choose to live them?

Cormac McCarthy

277. How could the splitting of the Red Sea be true? We have the cosmos inside of us, we're stars that exploded, where an atom splits and becomes two.

278. How is it that we have so much information, but know so little?

Noam Chomsky

279. Hard work never killed anyone but some of us don't like to take chances.

280. How to suffer less. The amount of meaning you have depends on the responsibility you are willing to shoulder. Less meaning means less responsibility.

Jordan Peterson

281. His formulated thoughts are gems for the modern world.

282. History is written by the winners.

283. Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

Robert Frost

284. Heaven and hell exists, but it's here on earth.

285. Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

Alan Moore

286. He who poses as a fool is not a fool.

Robert Greene

287. Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?

Benjamin Franklin

288. Hey, Peter, it's seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on. What's the occasion?

289. How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

290. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

Proverb

291. He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not.

Proverb

292. He stepped down, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun. Yet he saw her, like the sun, even without looking.

Leo Tolstoy

293. How did it get so late so soon?

Dr. Seuss

294. Humility is the foundation of all the other virtues hence, there cannot be any other virtue except in mere appearance.

Saint Augustine

295. Humility is the most difficult of all virtues to achieve. Nothing dies harder than the desire to think well of oneself.

T. S. Eliot

296. Humility is the solid foundation of all virtues.

Confucius

297. Hurrying and delaying are alike ways of trying to resist the present.

Alan Watts

298. I admire those who do good and expect nothing in return.

299. I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the water to create many ripples.

Mother Teresa

300. I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

301. I always take life with a grain of salt—plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.

302. I am a cage, in search of a bird.

Franz Kafka

303. I am a citizen of the world.

Diogenes

304. I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.

Abraham Lincoln

305. I am convinced that life is ten per cent of what happens to me and ninety per cent of how I react to it.

Charles Swindoll

306. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

W. C. Fields

307. I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

308. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Oscar Wilde

309. I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have eternal life in the Kingdom of Heaven.

The Bible

310. I came, I saw, I conquered.

Julius Caesar

311. I can only do so much versus I did the best that I could do means the same thing.

312. I can think. I can wait. I can fast.

Hermann Hesse

313. I can't understand how anyone can write without rewriting everything over and over again.

Leo Tolstoy

314. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Will Rogers

315. I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore.

Isaac Newton

316. I don't know what's right or wrong, but I'm not going to let anyone stand in the way of me trying to figure it out.

Jordan Peterson

317. I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

318. I don't litter. Not because I care about the Earth. I don't want to throw a pop can over a bush and land beside some dead lady. Now I'm the pepsi-cola killer.

Patrice O'Neal

319. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

320. I don't want the best for you. I want the best for what wants the best for you, because you don't know what you want. I'm not on the side of you that's aiming towards your defeat. I'm on the side that's struggling towards the light. And that's the definition of love.

Jordan Peterson

321. I don't want to be remembered as just a funny guy. I want to be remembered as a truth teller.

Patrice O'Neal

322. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

Groucho Marx

323. I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

Oscar Wilde

324. I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity and her flaming self respect. And it's these things I'd believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn't all she should be. I love her and it is the beginning of everything.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

325. I guess the only time most people think about injustice is when it happens to them.

Hugo Black

326. I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?

327. I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

Harry Truman

328. I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.

C. S. Lewis

329. I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Robert Ross

330. I have recently come to understand postmodernism in a literary context as ironic works of parody and satire among other things.

331. I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Oscar Wilde

332. I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.

Herman Melville

333. I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Omar Bradley

334. I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.

335. I love deadlines, especially the swooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

336. I love you and I will love you until I die and if there is life after that, I'll love you then.

Cassandra Clare

337. I love you, Gabby, more than you'll ever know.

Nicholas Sparks

338. I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps little photographs of.

Charles Bukowski

339. I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall

340. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Douglas Adams

341. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx

342. I once asked Shrooms, 'What is the meaning of life?' It said, 'Shut up and get to work.

343. I present to you truth and love: which is God closer to?

344. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

345. I shall tell you a great secret my friend. Do not wait for the last judgment; it takes place every day.

Albert Camus

346. I simply want to live; to cause no evil to anyone but myself.

Leo Tolstoy

347. I start where the last man left off.

Thomas Edison

348. I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle.

Ayn Rand

349. I stood still, vision blurring and in that moment, I heard my heart break. It was a small, clean sound, like the snapping of a flower's stem.

Diana Gabaldon

350. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

351. I think everything in life is art. What you do. How you dress. The way you love someone and how you talk. Your smile and your personality. What you believe in and all your dreams. The way you drink your tea. How you decorate your home. Or party. Your grocery list. The food you make. How your writing looks. And the way you feel. Life is art.

Helena Bonham Carter

352. I think it's best explained through literature: previously, you may have a story that tied up nicely and the ending made sense. But after World War II and into the Cold War, it didn't seem like things were making sense anymore.

353. I think; therefore I am.

René Descartes

354. I try not to borrow, first you borrow then you beg.

Ernest Hemingway

355. I understand that dream catchers brings you luck whether you believe in it or not.

Niels Bohr

356. I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.

Aldous Huxley

357. I was diagnosed with tourettes recently, whenever I see a hot girl I turn into a ventriloquist, 'Godddddamn!

Patrice O'Neal

358. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

359. I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished and sat down.

Gene Fowler

360. I will not follow where the path may lead, but I will go where there is no path and I will leave a trail.

Muriel Strode

361. I will win because she wants to be defeated.

Patrice O'Neal

362. I wish my kid grew up with enough trauma for them to be funny.

Eric Weinstein

363. I work hard because millions on welfare depend upon me.

364. I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

Abby Buchanan Longstreet

365. I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.

G. K. Chesterton

366. I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong.

Bertrand Russell

367. I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live as if there isn't and to die to find out that there is.

Blaise Pascal

368. I'd rather be optimistic and wrong than pessimistic and right.

Elon Musk

369. I’m gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. His hands can’t hit what his eyes can’t see.

Muhammad Ali

370. I'm not an intellectual, I'm a romantic, a dreamer.

Jordan Peterson

371. I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

Friedrich Nietzsche

372. I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Marilyn Monroe

373. I'm too afraid not to believe in God especially on an airplane, look God I'm helping this old lady with her luggage, you're not going to let this plane crash are you?

Patrice O'Neal

374. I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

Carl W. Buehner

375. Ideas come from a material we call the brain, it's how we interact with the non-physical realm.

376. Ideologies have the same answer to everything, they know who the enemies are and go for them. It shades into dogma.

377. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Jerry Seinfeld

378. If a thing is not diminished by being shared, it is not rightly owned if it is only owned and not shared.

Saint Augustine

379. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

Stephen Leacock

380. If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.

Henry Ford

381. If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.

Epictetus

382. If evil becomes completely unbearable, it will destroy itself.

Aristotle

383. If I don't have red, I use blue.

Pablo Picasso

384. If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week.

Charles Darwin

385. If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.

Isaac Newton

386. If I know what love is, it is because of you.

Hermann Hesse

387. If I were to give liberty to the press, my power would not last three days.

Napoleon Bonaparte

388. If it is a good idea, then go ahead. It is much easier to apologise than to get permission.

Grace Hopper

389. If it is a rose, it will always bloom.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

390. If it's universal then it's as close to sacred as possible.

Jordan Peterson

391. If Lil' Timmy plays for 20 hours a day on his computer as a unicorn flying through space, who's to say Lil' Timmy's not a unicorn?

392. If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.

Baruch Spinoza

393. If not us, then who? If not now, then when?

Hillel

394. If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

Will Rogers

395. If the body is a computer, then culture is the software and thoughts the data.

396. If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

Charles Darwin

397. If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, 'thank you,' that would suffice.

Meister Eckhart

398. If the person you brought to the dance doesn't want to dance with you; you have to find another dancing partner before the night's over and the music stops.

Ice Cube

399. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

400. If there are winners then there must be losers, but it's not a zero sum game. If you set out to better yourself then it's a net positive for the world.

Jordan Peterson

401. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Abraham Lincoln

402. If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I’m about to do today?

Steve Jobs

403. If true confessions are written with tears, then my tears would drown the world, as the fire in my soul would reduce it to ashes.

Emil Cioran

404. If we are to give everything its due, twice two makes five is sometimes a very charming thing too.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

405. If we ate what we listened to we'd all be dead.

Earl Wild

406. If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.

John F. Kennedy

407. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.

408. If we want to understand why people turn to pain-killers, we have to understand why they're in pain.

Johann Hari

409. If you arrange matter in such a way it can become self-conscious.

410. If you can do and be anything anytime, then everything is like nothing.

411. If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

Marilyn Monroe

412. If you cannot decide, the answer is no.

Naval Ravikant

413. If you could be president of the universe, would you accept? We're all cursed to be president of our universe in our own right; in some sense, I already have. But that doesn't mean just me and no one else.

Jordan Peterson

414. If you could go back in time and change the past is the same question as what are those things that you need to change now.

415. If you deviate from your obligations everyone around you suffers.

Jordan Peterson

416. If you divide the world into the good and the bad and place yourself on the side of the good, then the odds of that being true is virtually zero.

Jordan Peterson

417. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

418. If you don't believe in God then you believe in nothing and religious people will keep their gods, while you keep your nothing.

Jordan Peterson

419. If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.

Maya Angelou

420. If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

Joe Rogan

421. If you experience it then you are certain about it. The future is uncertain. Information is future experience.

422. If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me.

Groucho Marx

423. If you teach a rat in Paris to run through a maze, a rat in New York will be able to better run the same maze.

Rupert Sheldrake

424. If you're in heaven and I'm not there then you're in the wrong place.

425. If you fulfill your obligations every day, you don't have to worry about the future.

Jordan Peterson

426. If you help someone it's your victory, because they didn't generate a solution and can't help themselves next time.

Jordan Peterson

427. If you remove religion will you arrive at a better place than we are now? I don't know, but one thing I do know is that we live in a pretty good place.

Jordan Peterson

428. If you want to be happy, be.

Leo Tolstoy

429. If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.

Hermann Hesse

430. If you think back 12 months and there's still a memory that makes you feel sad, you should write it down as completely as possible.

Jordan Peterson

431. If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.

432. In Christianity, the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and his resurrection three days later must be true or everything falls apart.

433. If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace.

Leo Tolstoy

434. If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.

Proverb

435. If you know the way broadly you will see it in all things.

Miyamoto Musashi

436. In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.

Albert Camus

437. In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Friedrich Nietzsche

438. If you have no desires, you will be able to keep yourself calm.

Xiao Chuang You Ji

439. If you want to be liked by others, you must like them first.

Dale Carnegie

440. In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place and in the sky, The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard among the guns below.

John McCrae

441. In every movie the girl always marry the rich guy but ends up with a poor one with character.

442. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Mark Twain

443. If you're going through hell, keep going.

444. If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.

Proverb

445. In battle, if you make your opponent flinch, you have already won.

Miyamoto Musashi

446. If you set out to be liked, you will be prepared to compromise on anything at anytime and you will achieve nothing.

Margaret Thatcher

447. Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge.

Jimmy Wales

448. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Terry Pratchett

449. If you want to preserve your good name, do not praise yourself and do not so much as allow others to praise you.

Leo Tolstoy

450. If you stay, I'll do whatever you want. I'll quit the band, go with you to New York. But if you need me to go away, I'll do that, too. I was talking to Liz and she said maybe coming back to your old life would be too painful, that maybe it'd be easier for you to erase us. And that would suck, but I'd do it. I can lose you like that if I don't lose you today. I'll let you go. If you stay.

Gayle Forman

451. If you know the program, you can live outside of it, as exemplified by Muhammad, Buddha and Jesus.

452. If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start.

Charles Bukowski

453. If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

David Sedaris

454. If you're reading this... Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

Chad Sugg

455. In 5 billion years, the expansion of the universe will have progressed to the point where all other galaxies will have receded beyond detection. Indeed, they will be receding faster than the speed of light, so detection will be impossible. Future civilizations will discover science and all its laws and never know about other galaxies or the cosmic background radiation. They will inevitably come to the wrong conclusion about the universe. We live in a special time, the only time, where we can observationally verify that we live in a special time.

Lawrence Krauss

456. If you say you are happy it means you were at one point sad.

457. If you haven't forgiven yourself, how can you forgive others.

Dolores Huerta

458. If you stick a finger in your butt you'll be able to detect life-threatening colon cancer, but I'll never know.

Patrice O'Neal

459. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Charles Caleb Colton

460. In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything and two minus one equals nothing.

Mignon McLaughlin

461. Ignorance is bliss.

Thomas Gray

462. If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

463. If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.

René Descartes

464. In essence, it stems from a recognition that reality is not simply mirrored in human understanding of it, but rather, is constructed as the mind tries to understand its own particular and personal reality. For this reason, postmodernism is highly skeptical of explanations which claim to be valid for all groups, cultures, traditions, or races and instead focuses on the relative truths of each person.

465. If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery—isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is.

Charles Bukowski

466. In space there are 1 atom per square centemeter.

467. If your constantly ruminating with what happened and what you should of done if you had another chance. You will miss your life, don't look back.

468. In peace, sons bury their fathers; in war, fathers bury their sons.

Herodotus

469. If you get rid of free will, what's the point of free speech?

470. If you want to get rid of someone tell them what they want to hear, not what's good for them.

Larry Smith

471. In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won was over themselves; self-discipline with all of them came first.

Harry Truman

472. In an argument, before you can make a point, regurgitate their point and have them agree to it.

473. If you look to others for fulfillment, you will never truly be fulfilled.

Lao Tzu

474. In choosing for myself I choose for all men.

Jean-Paul Sartre

475. In Heaven you don't need faith or hope or love.

476. In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

Hermann Hesse

477. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Carl Sagan

478. In the end, everything is showbiz.

Charlie Chaplin

479. Intellect associates with arrogance and pride. There is nothing outside of what you know.

John Milton

480. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

J. K. Rowling

481. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take.

Lewis Carroll

482. In war, truth is the first casualty.

Aeschylus

483. It is only through staking one's life that freedom is won.

Friedrich Hegel

484. It's not about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

Sylvester Stallone

485. It's only unethical if you get caught.

486. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

André Gide

487. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

Confucius

488. It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

Alfred Adler

489. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

490. It is solved by walking.

Saint Augustine

491. It is a little embarrassing that, after forty-five years of research and study, the best advice I can give to people is to be a little kinder to each other.

Aldous Huxley

492. It is better to do something once than to say it a thousand times.

Proverb

493. In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act.

Venturino Venturini

494. It's a moral problem that the government is making into criminals people, who may be doing something you and I don't approve of, but who are doing something that hurts nobody else.

Milton Friedman

495. In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke; that fact alone would invalidate any book.

Friedrich Nietzsche

496. It can be true and you can still be wrong.

Jordan Peterson

497. Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.

J. K. Rowling

498. It's true that I considered killing myself, but I thought as I was already standing over the water, that if I considered myself a strong man all along, then let me not be afraid of shame now.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

499. In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work and look around you.

Leo Tolstoy

500. It is in change that things find rest.

Heraclitus

501. It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honorably.

Immanuel Kant

502. In the spring, at the end of the day, one should smell like dirt.

Margaret Atwood

503. It is more difficult to rule yourself than to rule a city.

The Bible

504. Instead of power, what about competence, beauty, skill, talent? It's self-contradicting, because it gives you no direction for action. Questions everything. Reading literature through a postmodern lens, who is the group being represented. Takes the thing and strips all meaning from it. To destroy all system of beliefs. To even ask the question of what the meaning of life is postmodern, it's postmodern to think of the future. Borderlines nihilism. You can't be for or against anything. It exhausts all theories and values. Such that you have no ground to stand on. If you take deconstructionism to it's very end, it boils down to power, pitting the oppressor against the oppressed.

505. It is legal because I want it.

Louis XIV

506. Instagram girls in yoga pants: search preference revealed.

Sam Harris

507. It is no small matter to know whether we are going to live in a society in which personal rights, individual rights, take precedence over collective rights. It is no minor question of secondary importance to know whether we are going to live in a society in which all citizens are equal before the law and before the State itself. And it is no trivial matter to determine if there will be a spirit of brotherhood and of sharing in the society we are going to live in... When collective rights take precedence over individual freedoms.

Pierre Trudeau

508. It destroys all values systems, because how can you privilege one thing above the other if there are an infinite number of interpretations?

509. In the hopes of writing the fundamental rules to figure out our source code. What is this place? What is the source code to reality?

510. It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.

Lemony Snicket

511. It is no use holding others responsible for your ruin and destruction. Because whatever happens to you is the result of something bad you have done to someone, somewhere in the past.

Anjleena Khunger

512. It has gradually become clear to me what every great philosophy up til now has consisted of—namely, the confession of its originator and a species of involuntary and unconscious autobiography.

Friedrich Nietzsche

513. It is labor itself that constitutes the main factor of happiness. Any enjoyment that does not rely on a hard world will soon become boring.

Bertrand Russell

514. It is a waste to ask, 'What is the meaning of life?' when you are the answer.

Joseph Campbell

515. In the postmodern understanding, interpretation is everything; reality only comes into being through our interpretations of what the world means to us individually. Postmodernism relies on concrete experience over abstract principles, knowing always that the outcome of one's own experience will necessarily be fallible and relative, rather than certain and universal.

516. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

Robert Frost

517. It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

Winston Churchill

518. It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.

Miyamoto Musashi

519. It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Chuck Palahniuk

520. It is better to fail in originality, than to succeed in imitation.

Herman Melville

521. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Charles Dickens

522. In the end, everything will be okay. If it's not okay, it's not yet the end.

Domingos Sabino

523. It is the journey, not the destination, that brings us joy.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

524. In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

Andy Warhol

525. It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are going.

Brian Tracy

526. It is better to seek peace than victory.

Proverb

527. It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it.

Dale Carnegie

528. It is better to do nothing than to be busy doing nothing.

Proverb

529. It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

Leo Tolstoy

530. It's hard to force someone to love you. And it's even harder to force yourself to stop loving someone.

531. It's never too late to be what you might have been.

Adelaide Anne Procter

532. Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?

Edgar Allan Poe

533. It's not about winning or losing, but how you play the game.

Grantland Rice

534. It sure does make the day long when you get to work on time!

535. It's what you do in the present that will redeem the past and thereby change the future.

Paulo Coelho

536. Jesus bared the suffering so that other people don't have to.

537. Judge a man not by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character.

Martin Luther King

538. Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived.

J. J. van der Leeuw

539. Live your life in such a way that you neither hide nor have a wish to display your life to people.

Leo Tolstoy

540. Know thyself.

Socrates

541. Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.

542. Make hay while the sun shines.

John Heywood

543. Less is more.

Robert Browning

544. Ladies, if you a fine ass bitch, go to club fine ass bitch and try to get in and if you ain't a fine ass bitch then the bouncer hits you over the head with a bat. Now, are you still a fine ass bitch? I rest my case, your honor.

Patrice O'Neal

545. Love makes people forget time, time also makes people forget love.

Zhang Xianliang

546. Like postmodernism, deconstruction is like walking through a field, not to find a single path (a single truth), but to examine the ground, the intersections, the contradictions and the gaps that make the field so complex and open to different movements and perspectives.

547. Johnny's life passed him by, like a warm summer day, If you listen to the wind, you can still hear him play.

Bad Company

548. Let the people know the truth and the country will be safe.

Abraham Lincoln

549. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart and life.

Kate McGahan

550. Life is not always rosy, if you want to see the rainbow you have to accept the rain.

Dolly Parton

551. Luck equals hard work plus luck.

William Chiriguayo

552. Life is unfaithful and will reject you one day. Death is a true beloved and will always take you with her.

Muqqadar Ka Sikander

553. Just once, I'd like for someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.

Matt Groening

554. Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep and you weep alone.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

555. Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love. Everything is united by it alone. Love is God and to die means that I, a particle of love, shall return to the general and eternal source.

Leo Tolstoy

556. Jesus said love one another. He didn't say love the whole world.

Mother Teresa

557. Liberty consists in doing what one desires.

John Stuart Mill

558. Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

George Bernard Shaw

559. Life is a journey, not a destination.

560. Live a life so noble that everything is justifiable.

Marcus Aurelius

561. Live in a mode so meaningful that you don't notice you're there.

Jordan Peterson

562. Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.

Jawaharlal Nehru

563. Life finds a way.

Jeff Goldblum

564. Life is a tragedy in close-up, but a comedy in long-distance.

Charlie Chaplin

565. Love conquers all.

Virgil

566. Left to our own devices, we will remake the entire world in our own image.

Jared Brock

567. Luxury is comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury.

Coco Chanel

568. Life consists of faith and mortality, isolation and depression, betrayal and redemption, social and political conflict and sexual and romantic love, desire, regret and loss.

Leonard Cohen

569. Love your enemies.

The Bible

570. Life imitates art.

Oscar Wilde

571. Live in such a way that when your parents die, you can be a rock; a shoulder to lean on and not one crying in the corner.

Jordan Peterson

572. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Matthew Broderick

573. Lie detectors don't work on people who really think they're innocent.

574. Make your life a work of art.

Abraham Joshua Heschel

575. Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

William Shakespeare

576. Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse.

Irene L. Luce

577. Keeping your word is better than having a good reputation.

Proverb

578. Let the kids enjoy their generations' drugs.

579. Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

580. Knowledge is power.

Francis Bacon

581. Life is a long lesson in humility.

J. M. Barrie

582. Journeys end in lovers meeting.

William Shakespeare

583. Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.

Thomas Hobbes

584. Lost time is never found again.

Benjamin Franklin

585. Just when everything seems lost; one has knocked on all doors which lead nowhere and then, unwittingly, one pushes against the only one through which one would have searched in vain for a hundred years—and it opens.

Marcel Proust

586. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.

Helen Keller

587. Love is great, but if you have to be in a relationship where you lose your self-respect it also becomes meaningless.

588. Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

Sholom Aleichem

589. Ladies, when you find that special dick, you've got to have it.

Patrice O'Neal

590. Life is for the living. Death is for the dead. Let life be like music. And death a note unsaid.

Langston Hughes

591. Landslides, rain, cool air and a clear path, but these come at different times and phases for each person.

592. Leisure is the mother of philosophy.

Thomas Hobbes

593. Let everything happen to you: Beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final.

Rainer Maria Rilke

594. Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward.

Søren Kierkegaard

595. Look good because you want the world to look good.

596. Man is born free, but is everywhere in chains.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

597. Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.

Jean-Paul Sartre

598. Man is that being who invented the gas chambers in Auschwitz; however, he is also that being who entered those chambers upright, with the Lord's Prayer on his lips.

Viktor Frankl

599. Man is the measure of all things.

Protagoras

600. Man loves company, even if it is only that of a small burning candle.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

601. Mankind is becoming a single unit and that for a unit to fight against itself is suicide.

Havelock Ellis

602. Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.

John F. Kennedy

603. Many a book is like a key to unknown chambers within the castle of one's own self.

Franz Kafka

604. Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía remembered that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

605. May you live in interesting times.

Proverb

606. Math and science is a way of knowing—an uncertainty reducer—it disregards reality in some ways, narrows and defines to the point where it's not useful for the everyday. It is the language you use when you can't explain things like a bowling ball balancing on a razor, but it doesn't exist in the real world.

Bret Weinstein

607. May the best of your today's be the worst of your tomorrow's.

608. Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.

John Green

609. Me fail English? But that am un-possible!

Matt Groening

610. Meditation is the discovery that the point of life is always arrived at in the immediate moment.

Alan Watts

611. Men want to be alone, but they don't want to be by themselves—they want women around, just not right there. Why can't you just be like, in the vents, or on the roof?

Patrice O'Neal

612. Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.

Immanuel Kant

613. My advice is to never do tomorrow what you can do today.

Charles Dickens

614. My purpose, practically speaking: a zoo of lusts, a bedlam of ambitions, a nursery of fears, a harem of fondled hatreds. My name was legion.

C. S. Lewis

615. Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Robert Benchley

616. One must never miss an opportunity of quoting things by others which are more interesting than those one thinks up oneself.

Marcel Proust

617. Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, 'It might have been.

John Greenleaf Whittier

618. Pathology vursus ordinary misery: Sigmund Freud was trying to figure the distance between these when he first came to America.

619. Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich.

Napoleon Bonaparte

620. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

A. A. Milne

621. Postmodernism is a critic of modernity.

622. No one really understands the sorrow or joy of another.

Franz Schubert

623. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

John Heywood

624. People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Richard Grenier

625. Postmodernism is largely a reaction to the assumed certainty of scientific, or objective, efforts to explain reality.

626. No one gets away with anything, ever, so take responsibility for your own life.

Jordan Peterson

627. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Robert J. Hanlon

628. Never apologise for showing feelings. When you do so, you apologise for the truth.

Benjamin Disraeli

629. Our thinking should have a vigorous fragrance, like a wheat field on a summer's night.

Friedrich Nietzsche

630. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

Groucho Marx

631. Proust was the greatest novelist of the twentieth century, just as Tolstoy was in the nineteenth.

Graham Greene

632. No matter how big the lie, repeat it often enough and the masses will regard it as the truth.

Joseph Goebbels

633. No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience.

John Locke

634. Postmodernism is a general and wide-ranging term which is applied to literature, art, philosophy, architecture, fiction and cultural and literary criticism, among others.

635. People who do not love themselves cannot love others.

Proverb

636. Muslims practice Islam, Christians practice Christianity.

637. Postmodernists claim that language is semantically self-contained, or self-referential: the meaning of a word is not a static thing in the world or even an idea in the mind but rather a range of contrasts and differences with the meanings of other words.

638. Philosophy is at once the most sublime and the most trivial of human pursuits.

William James

639. One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.

René Descartes

640. Ninety percent of baseball is half mental.

Yogi Berra

641. Nihilism means that there is no meaning to anything, but the opposite is just as true, that there is meaning to everything.

Jordan Peterson

642. No man is a hero to his debtors.

Madame Cornuel

643. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Warren Buffett

644. Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.

Oscar Wilde

645. Postmoderism is when the real bleeds into the meta-real.

646. People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

Rob Siltanen

647. Nothing in this world is harder than speaking the truth, nothing easier than flattery.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

648. Remember me. I will remember you.

The Quran

649. Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.

George Halas

650. Most animals don't see color but we do, because we've evolved to detect ripe fruit.

651. Postmodernism is not beyond modernism, it's after.

652. Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.

653. No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach.

William C. Brann

654. Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.

Nicole Krauss

655. Only one man ever understood me and he didn't understand me.

Heinrich Heine

656. No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it for anyone else.

Charles Dickens

657. One of the deep secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Lewis Carroll

658. Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy them.

Hermann Hesse

659. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

Darynda Jones

660. Nothing is worth more than this day.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

661. Nothing you have not given away will ever really be yours.

C. S. Lewis

662. One of the strangest things in the world is that you can read a page or many pages of a book while thinking about something completely unrelated.

Virginia Woolf

663. Postmodernism is a cultural artistic era, it's kind of a label to put on works like the renaissance or the medieval period, but much much more recent.

664. One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.

Sigmund Freud

665. Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Hugo Black

666. Once you label me you negate me.

Søren Kierkegaard

667. Never trust a man who says, 'trust me.

668. Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.

Leo Tolstoy

669. Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Pablo Picasso

670. Perhaps people like us cannot love. Ordinary people can, that is their secret.

Hermann Hesse

671. Never leave till tomorrow that which you can do today.

Benjamin Franklin

672. Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come.

Émile Souvestre

673. Once the state has been founded, there can no longer be any heroes. They come on the scene only in uncivilized conditions.

Friedrich Hegel

674. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Alan Moore

675. Poverty is not shameful, but poverty without ambition is shameful.

Xiao Chuang You Ji

676. My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.

Dalai Lama

677. Postmodernism is between modernism and dystopia.

678. Propaganda system works because it recognizes that the public will not support the actual policies.

Noam Chomsky

679. My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau

680. Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.

Earl Nightingale

681. Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.

The Buddha

682. Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed, it is completely honest.

Isaac Asimov

683. Reality, consciousness, space, time, universe, matrix and metaverse are all synonymous.

684. Poetry is a deep cry against social, economic and political injustice.

685. Oh, love isn't there to make us happy. I believe it exists to show us how much we can endure.

Hermann Hesse

686. Morals is what is right or wrong to you; ethics is what is right or wrong to the group.

687. Nothing. I just felt that this posture of yours was really rare. So I stopped to admire it for a while.

Kōhei Horikoshi

688. Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

689. Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?

Julie Kagawa

690. One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time.

Carl Sagan

691. My written and painted thoughts, for which alone I have colours, many colours, perhaps, many multicoloured brushes and fifty yellows and browns and greens and reds.

Friedrich Nietzsche

692. Philosophies necessary lead to a dead end, stuck on one idea in a well lit room of that idea.

693. My only secret is that I never quit doing it.

Thomas Kinkade

694. Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.

Harper Lee

695. Postmodernism is the celebration of life's inherent meaninglessness, a party at the edge of the abyss.

696. No truth, no meaning, no certainty. It moves the interpretation form author to the reader, anyone can have their own interpretation. It makes yourself god.

697. People who work sincerely are the happiest.

Chanakya

698. Renouncing worldly desires is the goal of life.

Meher Baba

699. Nobody has ever measured, even the poets, how much a heart can hold.

Zelda Fitzgerald

700. Photography freed painting from a lot of tiresome chores, starting with family portraits.

Pierre-Auguste Renoir.

701. Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Samuel Johnson

702. Religions are like different boats, you must pick one and you cannot be on multiple boats. They are all sailing to the same destination, but some will get there first.

703. Modern man can't see God because he doesn't look low enough.

Carl Jung

704. Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

Alan Watts

705. No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.

Heraclitus

706. Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Oscar Wilde

707. Only the most sincere people in the world can manage the great principles of the world and establish the great foundation of the world.

Zeng Guofan

708. Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

Chuck Palahniuk

709. Neither good winds nor good marriages come from Spain.

Portuguese proverb

710. One man who stopped lying could bring down a tyranny.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

711. Past, present and future are all memories emerging now. Like how smells bring back memories from the past that you didn't know existed.

712. People's opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

713. Own only what you can carry with you; know language, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

714. Poets have hitherto been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

G. K. Chesterton

715. Postmodernism is decisively unhelpful.

Sam Harris

716. Reading history makes people wise, reading poetry makes people smart, mathematics makes people meticulous, natural philosophy makes people sophisticated, ethics makes people dignified and logical embellishment makes people eloquent.

Francis Bacon

717. Not all those who wander are lost.

J. R. R. Tolkien

718. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time!

719. Music expresses that which cannot be put into words.

Victor Hugo

720. Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

Confucius

721. Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen.

Leonardo da Vinci

722. Postmodernism is the cultural logic of late capitalism, where image consumes substance and the copy replaces the original.

723. Philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.

Karl Marx

724. People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Ogden Nash

725. One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.

Poise

726. My country is the world and my religion is to do good.

Thomas Paine

727. One should count each day a separate life.

Seneca

728. Only in our dreams are we free.

Terry Pratchett

729. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.

Terry Pratchett

730. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Bertrand Russell

731. People in their right minds never take pride in their talents.

Harper Lee

732. Philosophy is by its nature something esoteric, neither made for the mob nor capable of being prepared for the mob.

Friedrich Hegel

733. My worst enemy is my best friend.

Niladri Sekhar Dash

734. Put things back into the stream of history as much as you can.

Steve Jobs

735. Pride, commitment, teamwork--words we use to get you to work for free.

736. Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.

Henry David Thoreau

737. Remembrance of things past is not necessarily the remembrance of things as they were.

Marcel Proust

738. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.

Milton Friedman

739. Secret to staying young is lying about your age.

740. Science at its highest level is the organization of, the systematic pursuit of and the enjoyment of wonder, awe and mystery.

Abraham Maslow

741. Science is a layer of paint on a process that's infinitely older.

Jordan Peterson

742. Romanticism is an artistic and intellectual movement, it's a retaliation to the industrial revolution, while people were gathering into cities, a few went back to nature.

743. Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break.

Earl Wilson

744. Science is organized knowledge.

Herbert Spencer

745. Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

746. Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Mitch Hedberg

747. Science is the poetry of reality.

Richard Dawkins

748. Seek not to follow in the footsteps of the wise; seek what they sought.

Matsuo Bashō

749. Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be.

Leo Tolstoy

750. Ribosomes convert atoms into body parts.

751. Technology is the new religion.

752. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

753. Society grows when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

Hyacinthe Loyson

754. Society can be improved only by self-sacrifice.

Leo Tolstoy

755. So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

756. Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

757. Someone once told me the definition of hell: the last day you have on earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become.

758. Shame, for lack of a better word, is good.

759. Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.

Dalai Lama

760. Somewhere ages and ages hence: two roads diverged in a wood and I—I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost

761. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Christopher Nolan

762. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

Clare Boothe Luce

763. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

764. Some people care too much. I think it's called love.

A. A. Milne

765. Show gratitude everyday, because you cannot feel grateful and depressed at the same time.

766. Technology: video games, movies, music, podcasts and websites will all merge soon. Think: your space in the corner of the universe (IoT web server).

767. Some now say we are in the 'post-post-modern' period, but it's not like all of the artists/cultural contributors get into a room and decide what era the calendar page is on.

768. Self is who you are, who you were and everything you can become.

769. Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always try to be a little kinder than is necessary?

J. M. Barrie

770. Speed of light is the fastest thing in the universe, if you shine a flashlight and blink the photons would have gone around the world 3.5 times

771. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Sharon Begley

772. Small bad guys are hated, big bad guys are admired.

773. Soon I awaked and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.

Zhuangzi

774. Should you go to war and protect your family or stay home take care of mother?

Voltaire

775. Society is redeemed, not by the virtuous, but by the vigorous minority.

Wendell Phillips

776. Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

Winston Churchill

777. Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That is the only reality in the world, all else is folly.

Leo Tolstoy

778. Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.

E. Y. Harburg

779. Shower upon him every earthly blessing, give him economic prosperity such that he should have nothing else to do but sleep, eat cakes and busy himself with the continuation of the species and even then, out of sheer ingratitude, sheer spite, man would play you some nasty trick.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

780. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

William Shakespeare

781. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Carl Jung

782. Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.

Sun Tzu

783. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.

Henry David Thoreau

784. Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

Seneca

785. Sooner or later we must realize there is no station, no one place to arrive at once and for all. The true joy of life is the trip.

Robert Hastings

786. Sign in a store window: We buy old furniture, we sell antiques.

787. Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

Hunter S. Thompson

788. Self-belief is the key to all success.

Proverb

789. Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.

Arthur Schopenhauer

790. Some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

Robert Frost

791. Technology's primary objective is to organize people and things.

792. Telepathy is real as long as everyone tells the truth.

793. Sometimes I have believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Lewis Carroll

794. Swing first, ask questions later.

Topeka State

795. Spell restorant or your mama dies. 'I love you mom.

Patrice O'Neal

796. Television brought the brutality of war into the comfort of the living room. Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America—not the battlefields of Vietnam.

Marshall McLuhan

797. Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

Proverb

798. Specifically as it relates to comedy, postmodernism seems to be kind of non jokes, or just a subversion of meaning, so in the context of telling a joke the real joke is that it's an anti-joke. Anti-humor or anti-comedy is a type of alternative humor that is based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line.

799. Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

C. S. Lewis

800. That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Friedrich Nietzsche

801. Stories govern more than genetics.

Jordan Peterson

802. That these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Abraham Lincoln

803. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Robert Frost

804. That which you most need will be found where you least want to look.

Carl Jung

805. The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and the devil are fighting there and the battlefield is the heart of man.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

806. The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.

Niels Bohr

807. The artist is the creator of beautiful things. To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim. That is to say, real art takes no part in molding the social or moral identities of society, nor should it. Art had no moral responsibility. Art, should strive only to be a beautiful object entirely separate from its creator.

Oscar Wilde

808. The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.

William Shakespeare

809. The battle for the world is the battle for definitions.

Thomas Szasz

810. The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.

Coco Chanel

811. That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

Homer Simpson

812. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

Audrey Hepburn

813. The 'postmodern' era of literature is filled with unreliable narrators, fragmented stories and a lot of irony. This is reflective of the larger cultural feelings of relativism.

814. The earth laughs in flowers.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

815. The best is the enemy of the good.

Voltaire

816. The best revenge is to not be like your enemy.

Marcus Aurelius

817. The devil wants us to think that we can live forever.

818. The brave man is he who overcomes not only his enemies but his pleasures.

Democritus

819. The difference between a fairy tale and a war is that one starts 'Once upon a time.

820. The baby can die, but please let Kristen live!

Dax Shepard

821. The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago, the second best time is now.

Proverb

822. The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.

Theodore Parker

823. The enemy of art is the absence of limitations.

Orson Welles

824. The absurd is the first truth.

Albert Camus

825. The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.

Havelock Ellis

826. The advance of technology is based on making it fit in so that you don't really even notice it, so it's part of everyday life.

Bill Gates

827. The first myth of management is that it exists.

Robert Heller

828. The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.

Joseph Campbell

829. The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

830. That which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.

Friedrich Nietzsche

831. The bigger the better; in everything.

Freddie Mercury

832. The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.

Edgar Allan Poe

833. The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

Winston Churchill

834. The darker the night the brighter the stars. The deeper the grief the closer is God.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

835. The funniest people are the saddest ones.

836. The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.

The Bible

837. The global perspective wins.

Robert Greene

838. The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

Mark Twain

839. The hero of my tale—whom I love with all the power of my soul, whom I have tried to portray in all his beauty, who has been, is and will forever be beautiful—is truth.

Leo Tolstoy

840. The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.

Socrates

841. The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Bill Gates

842. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Lao Tzu

843. The future belongs to the dandy. It is the exquisites who are going to rule.

Oscar Wilde

844. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Chuck Palahniuk

845. The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with joy are beauty, goodness and truth.

Albert Einstein

846. The impediment to action advances action; what stands in the way becomes the way.

Marcus Aurelius

847. The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

848. The life of an individual is almost always tragic, but gone through in detail it has the characteristics of a comedy.

Arthur Schopenhauer

849. The Latin word for selfish means stationary and unmoving.

850. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Leo Mattersdorf

851. The future never comes. The past never happens until you remember it. There's only the now

852. The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it.

Epicurus

853. The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart and all they can do is stare blankly.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

854. The line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

855. The kingdom of God is within you.

The Bible

856. The line between order and chaos is where you will find the most meaning.

Jordan Peterson

857. The good ended happily and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.

Oscar Wilde

858. The first step to getting anywhere is deciding you're no longer willing to stay where you are.

J. P. Morgan

859. The future is a mystery, the past is history, now is a gift, that's why it's called the present.

Bil Keane

860. The great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

861. The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.

Plato

862. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Eleanor Roosevelt

863. The hero always rises at the darkest times.

Jordan Peterson

864. The greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of legislation.

Jeremy Bentham

865. The greatest gift is a passion for reading. It is cheap, it consoles, it distracts, it excites, it gives you the knowledge of the world and experience of a wide kind. It is a moral illumination.

Elizabeth Hardwick

866. The graveyard is the richest place on earth, because it is here that you will find all the hopes and dreams that were never fulfilled.

Les Brown

867. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

T. A. Borman

868. The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all.

Proverb

869. The oldest, shortest words - 'yes' and 'no' - are those which require the most thought.

Pythagoras

870. The longer something has been around the more real it is.

Albert Goldman

871. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

Henry David Thoreau

872. The only thing that we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.

Friedrich Hegel

873. The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.

Proverb

874. The mind is furnished with ideas by experience alone.

John Locke

875. The only thing that prevents success in the future is skepticism in the present.

876. The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

Dr. Seuss

877. The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Albert Camus

878. The more open-minded a society, the stronger it becomes.

879. The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

Carl Jung

880. The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote some one who is.

881. The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.

Red Auerbach

882. The measure of a society is how well it takes care of its weakest members.

Hubert Humphrey

883. The only possible paradises are those we have lost.

Marcel Proust

884. The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.

Tacitus

885. The monster you know is better than the one you don't know. But don't be so sure, because the clock is ticking.

Jordan Peterson

886. The metaphor of the 'clammy hand' reaching out represents a moment requiring social commitment. One must either accept the connection and hold firm, or reject it and withdraw. The key insight is that this moment demands a decisive action, as the uncertainty of the 'middle stage' cannot last forever.

887. The only way out is through.

Robert Frost

888. The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.

Oscar Wilde

889. The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. Indifference means no reaction. If someone wants to hate me, he must first have feelings for me, otherwise he cannot hate me. So hatred can also make people communicate.

Wilhelm Stekel

890. The moment is timeless.

Leonardo da Vinci

891. The only true voyage of discovery, the only fountain of eternal youth, would be not to visit strange lands but to possess other eyes, to behold the universe through the eyes of another, of a hundred others, to behold the hundred universes that each of them beholds, that each of them is; and this we can contrive with an Elstir, with a Vinteuil; with men like these we do really fly from star to star.

Marcel Proust

892. The only thing I know is that I know nothing.

Socrates

893. The meaning of life and the theory of everything is the same thing.

894. The mind can grasp everything but it cannot grasp itself. The knife can cut everything but it cannot cut itself.

Alan Watts

895. The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

896. The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.

Nelson DeMille

897. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

Niels Bohr

898. The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.

899. The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.

Coco Chanel

900. The opposite of good is not evil. It is indifference. The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.

Elie Wiesel

901. The only true voyage of discovery, the only fountain of eternal youth, would be not to visit strange lands but to possess new eyes; to behold the universe through the eyes of another—of a hundred others—to behold the hundred universes that each of them beholds, that each of them is.

Marcel Proust

902. The noblest motive is the public good.

Virgil

903. The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

Stephen King

904. The mountains are calling and I must go.

John Muir

905. The only joy in the world is to begin.

Cesare Pavese

906. The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.

Ayn Rand

907. The pussy aura is strong in this room. Misogynists! Ladies, pussy beam activate!

Patrice O'Neal

908. The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to have it make some difference, that you have lived and lived well.

Leo Rosten

909. The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

Bernard Meltzer

910. The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.

911. The scariest monsters are the ones that lurk within our souls.

912. The problem for us is not whether our desires are satisfied or not. The problem is how do we know what we desire.

Slavoj Žižek

913. The problem is not the problem, the problem is the fact that we have problems. Like how poverty is a thousand problems.

Jordan Peterson

914. The price of greatness is responsibility.

Winston Churchill

915. The public arena is where ideas go to battle.

916. The problem with the Internet is that it is so difficult to verify quotations.

Abraham Lincoln

917. The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

William Arthur Ward

918. The optimist who fell from a tall building said while passing each story 'all's well so far.

919. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty.

Mother Teresa

920. The past is changed every time you think about it.

921. The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

Edward Teller

922. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

George Bernard Shaw

923. The person you should strive to be better than is the person you were yesterday.

W. L. Sheldon

924. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.

James Branch Cabell

925. The price of happiness is bondage, the price of freedom is loneliness.

C. S. Lewis

926. The promised land always lies on the other side of a wilderness.

Havelock Ellis

927. The secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment is: to live dangerously.

Friedrich Nietzsche

928. The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.

Aristotle

929. The true measure of a person's character is how they treat those who can do nothing for them.

930. The tragedy of love is indifference.

W. Somerset Maugham

931. The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.

Muriel Rukeyser

932. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.

Aristotle

933. The way you do anything is the way you do everything.

Martha Beck

934. The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it, one gets through many a dark night.

Friedrich Nietzsche

935. The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.

Galileo Galilei

936. There are 3 types of leaders in this world: the leader that's loved; the leader that's hated; and the leader that people barely know he exists. When the work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

Lao Tzu

937. The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.

G. K. Chesterton

938. The secret of change is to concentrate all your abilities, not to destroy the old, but to build the new.

Socrates

939. Then something woke up inside him and he wished to go and see the great mountains and hear the pine-trees and the waterfalls and explore the caves and wear a sword instead of a walking-stick.

J. R. R. Tolkien

940. The true strength of a society lies in its ability to embrace diversity.

941. The ultimate aim of martial arts is not having to use them.

Miyamoto Musashi

942. The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

943. The word 'philosophy' means 'the love of wisdom.' Wisdom is the possession of knowledge, experience and good judgement. Yet knowledge itself is only information: wisdom is the use of knowledge to pursue the good life.

944. The West Side Boys just sounds funny.

945. The world is changed by your example. Not your opinion.

Paulo Coelho

946. The unexamined life is not worth living.

Socrates

947. The truth is everyone is going to hurt you; you just have to find the ones worth suffering for.

Bob Marley

948. The time your friends need you is when they're wrong.

Harper Lee

949. The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.

The Buddha

950. The wind shows us how close to the edge we are.

Joan Didion

951. The wonderful thing about a book is that once you close it, it's yours forever.

John W. Gardner

952. The truth at all costs; even if you bend it by a little bit, it will come back later and smack you in the face.

Jordan Peterson

953. The theory of everything will not be discovered in science alone, it will be a combined effort consisting of science, religion, philosophy and the arts.

954. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx

955. The world belongs to those who let go.

Lao Tzu

956. The universe is true for us all and dissimilar to each of us.

Marcel Proust

957. The world will ask who you are and if you do not know, the world will tell you.

Carl Jung

958. The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.

George Bernard Shaw

959. There are only 3 things in the universe: the known-knowns, the known-unknowns and the unknown-unknowns. What we know, what we don't know and what we don't know we don't know.

Donald Rumsfeld

960. The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools.

Thucydides

961. The Seven Social Sins are: Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character. Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Frederick Lewis

962. The Trinity is the Christian doctrine of one God existing in three distinct coequal persons: the Father, the Son (Jesus Christ) and the Holy Spirit.

963. The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

Walt Disney

964. There are only two ways of life in the world: rotting and burning. Cowardly and greedy people choose the former; brave and selfless people choose the latter.

Maxim Gorky

965. The truth will set you free.

The Bible

966. The truth may be sad, but it is better than a lie.

Proverb

967. The steeper the dominance hierarchy the more homicides. The bigger the gap the more unstable the society.

Jordan Peterson

968. The whole is greater than the sum of the part.

Aristotle

969. The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.

Leo Tolstoy

970. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

971. The unreal is more powerful than the real. Nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.

Chuck Palahniuk

972. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

973. There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Mary Wilson Little

974. There are two kinds of people: people who like their jobs and people who don't work here anymore.

975. There are places you can go without distance.

976. There is only one happiness in this life: to love and be loved.

George Sand

977. There is no opponent. There is only the choice to grow or wither.

Bruce Lee

978. There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams

979. There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness and truth.

Leo Tolstoy

980. There is no core identity, no mainstream in Canada. There are shared values—openness, respect, compassion, willingness to work hard, to be there for each other, to search for equality and justice.

Pierre Trudeau

981. There is nothing sweeter in life than the dream of love in youth.

Thomas Moore

982. There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do and that is to contradict other philosophers.

William James

983. There is no absolute up or down; no absolute position in space; but the position of a body is relative to that of other bodies. Everywhere there is incessant relative change in position throughout the universe and the observer is always at the center of things.

Giordano Bruno

984. There is no saint without a past, no sinner without a future.

Ahmad Sohrab

985. There is strange comfort in knowing that no matter what happens today, the sun will rise again tomorrow.

986. There is not one female comedian who was beautiful as a little girl.

Joan Rivers

987. There is no such thing as absolute truth, only what is true enough, to proceed.

William James

988. There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man, only in being superior to your former self.

W. L. Sheldon

989. There is nothing more dangerous than absolute certainty in one's beliefs.

990. There is no 'outside' the universe. There is no 'before' the Big Bang.

991. There may be more beautiful times, but this one is ours.

Jean-Paul Sartre

992. There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving and that's your own self.

Aldous Huxley

993. There is a false saying, 'Whoever cannot save himself, how can he save others?' But if I have the key to your chains, why should your and my lock be the same.

Friedrich Nietzsche

994. They alone live, who live for others.

Swami Vivekanand

995. Those who believe that they believe in God, but without passion in their hearts, without anguish in mind, without uncertainty, without doubt, without an element of despair even in their consolation, believe only in the God idea, not God Himself.

Miguel de Unamuno

996. Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody.

Stephen Chbosky

997. Time is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. Truth is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. You don't need anything else.

Malcolm X

998. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

George Santayana

999. Those who worry about worldly affairs must be diligent and cautious.

Zeng Guofan

1000. This too shall pass.

Proverb

1001. There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost, that the ship has sailed and that only a fool would continue. The truth is; I've always been a fool.

Albert Finney

1002. Time heals all wounds.

Marshall Reid

1003. To every action, there is always an opposite and equal reaction.

Isaac Newton

1004. Travel is never a matter of money but of courage.

Paulo Coelho

1005. To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way.

E. M. Forster

1006. Things that are done, it is needless to speak about; things that are past it is needless to blame.

Confucius

1007. Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Marthe Troly-Curtin

1008. Those who gossip with you will gossip about you.

Proverb

1009. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Albert Einstein

1010. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.

T. S. Eliot

1011. Unlike the earth, the sea is not separated from the sky; it radiates under the sun and seems to die with it every evening. And when the sun has vanished, the sea keeps longing for it, keeps preserving a bit of its luminous reminiscence in the face of the uniformly somber earth.

Marcel Proust

1012. Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.

Sigmund Freud

1013. Truth is found neither in the thesis nor the antithesis, but in an emergent synthesis which reconciles the two.

Friedrich Hegel

1014. Truth serves life.

Proverb

1015. Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.

Albert Einstein

1016. Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

1017. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Anthony G. Oettinger

1018. There's a war going on between biology and machine. The machine is not bad, but it's not biological.

1019. This river here is the official geographical limit between Balkan and Middle Europe. Be aware! On the other side: horror, oriental despotism, women get beaten, get raped and like it. On this side: Europe, civilization, women get beaten and raped but don't like it.

Slavoj Žižek

1020. Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon and the truth.

The Buddha

1021. There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

Groucho Marx

1022. This is the stuff dreams are made of.

William Shakespeare

1023. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

H. Jackson Brown

1024. Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they are not altered for the better designedly.

Francis Bacon

1025. To confront a person with their own shadow is to show them their own light.

Carl Jung

1026. Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Isaac Asimov

1027. This above all: to thine own self be true.

William Shakespeare

1028. Therefore, there is no point complaining, because there is no external factor that determines what we feel, what we love or who we are.

Jean-Paul Sartre

1029. Time, which changes people, does not alter the image we have of them.

Marcel Proust

1030. Two things fill the mind with ever-increasing wonder and awe, the more often and the more intensely the mind of thought is drawn to them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me.

Immanuel Kant

1031. This moment will just be another story someday.

Stephen Chbosky

1032. There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.

George W. Bush

1033. To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.

Abraham Lincoln

1034. To define is to limit.

Oscar Wilde

1035. Things of quality have no fear of time.

Christiana Gaudet

1036. This life which you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more; and every pain and joy and thought and sigh must come again to you, all in the same sequence. The eternal hourglass will again and again be turned and you with it, dust of the dust!

Friedrich Nietzsche

1037. Thoughts give birth to dreams like how culture gives birth to artists.

1038. To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Aldous Huxley

1039. Variety may be the spice of life, but monotony is the entire meal.

1040. Two atoms rubbing together cannot give you life. The space in between is where the magic lies.

1041. There's only one reason you remember the past: it's to be prepared for the future. Unless you're eighty years old reminiscing on a good life.

Jordan Peterson

1042. Travel far enough, you meet yourself.

David Mitchell

1043. To go from a bad place to a better place, you go to a worse place first.

Karen M. McManus

1044. To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.

Confucius

1045. To compare quotation books is to stroll through a glorious jungle of incestuous mutual plagiarism.

James Gleick

1046. These are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Groucho Marx

1047. Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

Arthur C. Clarke

1048. Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.

Paulo Coelho

1049. Values aren't created it's discovered because we're not gods we can't create our own values.

1050. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Emo Philips

1051. Time and tide wait for no man.

Geoffrey Chaucer

1052. Use the talents you possess, for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except the best.

Henry van Dyke

1053. To live is to suffer; to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

Gordon Allport

1054. Violence can only be concealed by a lie and the lie can only be maintained by violence.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

1055. Think of a life that is perfect in every way. Can you really imagine what that life would be like?

Brian Tracy

1056. Wall street predicted nine out of the last five recessions.

Paul Samuelson

1057. Wanting to meet an author because you like his work is like wanting to meet a duck because you like foie gras.

Margaret Atwood

1058. War creates peace like hate creates love.

David L. Wilson

1059. We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

W. H. Auden

1060. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Thomas Jefferson

1061. We love only what we do not wholly possess.

Marcel Proust

1062. We now have the ability to destroy planets.

1063. We live in the best of all possible worlds.

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

1064. We accept the love we think we deserve.

Stephen Chbosky

1065. We must be engaged in the cultural battles—even when we grow weary—for truth is at stake in every arena and eternal destinies hang in the balance.

Charles Colson

1066. War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

Bertrand Russell

1067. Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one.

Marcus Aurelius

1068. Watch your thoughts, they become words; watch your words, they become actions; watch your actions, they become habits; watch your habits, they become character; watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.

Frank Outlaw

1069. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.

Will Durant

1070. We are too weak to discover the truth by reason alone.

Saint Augustine

1071. We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.

1072. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Oscar Wilde

1073. We become what we behold. We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us.

Marshall McLuhan

1074. We are healed of a suffering only by experiencing it to the full.

Marcel Proust

1075. We are the dead. Short days ago. We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow. Loved and were loved and now we lie, in Flanders fields.

John McCrae

1076. We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.

Marcel Proust

1077. We manage to never really connect with the present moment and find fulfillment there, because we are continually hoping to become happy in the future. And the future never arrives.

Sam Harris

1078. We know that from time to time there arise among human beings people who seem to exude love as naturally as the sun gives out heat.

Alan Watts

1079. We do not succeed in changing things according to our desire, but gradually our desire changes.

Marcel Proust

1080. We have art in order not to die of the truth.

Friedrich Nietzsche

1081. We must believe that it is the darkest before the dawn of a beautiful new world. We will see it when we believe it.

Saul Alinsky

1082. We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.

Jim Rohn

1083. We can't predict the future, because something always slips in to take its place.

1084. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

Winston Churchill

1085. What if I told you we've already had this conversation and we will have it again in the future?

1086. We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive at where we started and know the place for the first time.

T. S. Eliot

1087. We talk so much about leaving a better planet to our kids, that we forget to leave better kids to our planet.

Gerry Burnie

1088. What is poetry? To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.

William Blake

1089. What could I say to you that would be of value, except that perhaps you seek too much, that as a result of your seeking you cannot find.

Hermann Hesse

1090. What a joy it is to do a good deed! And this joy is strongest if no one knows that you have done it.

1091. What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?

George Eliot

1092. What about a video game that renders as you move? The simplest system is the best one always because it uses less energy.

1093. Well-read people are less likely to be evil.

Lemony Snicket

1094. We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings.

Alan Moore

1095. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Henry S. Haskins

1096. We thought: we're poor, we have nothing, but when we started losing one after the other so each day became remembrance day, we started composing poems about God's great generosity and our former riches.

Anna Akhmatova

1097. What can be, unburdened by what has been.

Kamala Harris

1098. Well-behaved women seldom make history.

Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

1099. What is flirtatiousness but an argument that life must go on and on and on?

Kurt Vonnegut

1100. What is happiness? The feeling that power increases; that resistance is overcome.

Friedrich Nietzsche

1101. What if a demon were to creep after you one night, in your loneliest loneliness and say, 'This life which you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more; and every pain and joy and thought and sigh must come again to you, all in the same sequence. The eternal hourglass will again and again be turned and you with it, dust of the dust!

Friedrich Nietzsche

1102. We will never reach AI because when we do we become it and it starts over. Just like what happened 2000 years ago and 13B years ago. It will be the same significance.

1103. We suffer more in imagination than in reality.

Seneca

1104. We're moving towards a place where you can be whatever you want to be.

1105. What day is it? 'It's today.' squeaked Piglet. 'My favorite day,' said Pooh.

A. A. Milne

1106. What makes science truth superior is that it make all other truths logically consistent, but meaning is beyond logic like music, poetry and art.

1107. Western Civilisation is like a cut flower, but he sunshine is ending and we must now see our entire history holistically.

1108. What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

1109. When goods don't cross borders, soldiers will.

Frédéric Bastiat

1110. What's new isn't true, what's true isn't new.

William Sargant

1111. What you do in the dark will always come to light.

Proverb

1112. Whatever you are, be a good one.

William Makepeace Thackeray

1113. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

George Bernard Shaw

1114. When all else is lost, the future still remains.

Christian Bovee

1115. When I look back on all these worries I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which never happened.

1116. What might have been and what has been point to one end, which is always present. Footsteps echo in the memory. Down the passage which we did not take. Towards the door we never opened. Into the rose-garden.

T. S. Eliot

1117. When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.

Émile Cammaerts

1118. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cathy Guisewite

1119. Whatever it is you're seeking won't come in the form you're expecting.

Haruki Marukami

1120. When in doubt, tell the truth.

Mark Twain

1121. Whatever we see out there in the world is but a reflection of what is in there within our mind.

Mary Doria Russell

1122. When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it—always.

Mahatma Gandhi

1123. When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.

John Lennon

1124. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Steven Wright

1125. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

1126. What one can be, one must be.

Abraham Maslow

1127. What you sow in youth, you will reap in old age.

Proverb

1128. Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

George Bernard Shaw

1129. Wisdom is the knowledge of eternal truths. Philosophy is love of knowledge.

1130. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Mariah Carey

1131. When we talk about our dreams coming true, we're talking about our ambitions. Dreaming is ultimately about awakening. The unconscious, from which dreams bubble up, seems to contain an image of the way you're supposed to be.

1132. Where is the life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?

T. S. Eliot

1133. Wherever you go, go with all your heart.

Confucius

1134. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

1135. Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Rita Rudner

1136. Without music, life would be a mistake.

Friedrich Nietzsche

1137. When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

1138. Without courage, you cannot consistently practice the other virtues.

Maya Angelou

1139. When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

Mitch Hedberg

1140. Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity.

Hermann Hesse

1141. When you love someone, you love the person as they are and not as you'd like them to be.

Leo Tolstoy

1142. When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

John B. Barnhill

1143. When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Mark Twain

1144. Whoever wants music instead of noise, joy instead of pleasure, soul instead of gold, creative work instead of business, passion instead of foolery, finds no home in this trivial world of ours.

Hermann Hesse

1145. Who gets to define what's hate speech? The person you least want to, because that's the person that will enforce it on you.

Jordan Peterson

1146. Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

1147. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?

The Bible

1148. Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.

Henry Ford

1149. When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

Will Rogers

1150. Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Paul Terry

1151. Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not a chicken.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

1152. Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Friedrich Nietzsche

1153. When the whole world is silent, even one voice becomes powerful.

Malala Yousafzai

1154. Why do bad things happen to good people?

1155. When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

Elon Musk

1156. When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.

Viktor E. Frankl

1157. When you get the message, it's time to hang up the phone.

Alan Watts

1158. When we meet real tragedy in life, we can react in two ways: either by losing hope and falling into self-destructive habits, or by using the challenge to find our inner strength.

Dalai Lama

1159. Without mistakes there would be no truth. If a man does not know what a thing is, at least he knows what it is not.

Carl Jung

1160. When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.

Maya Angelou

1161. When you play games you must have limitations, if no limitations no games. The price of being is limitation or you can be or do whatever you like.

Jordan Peterson

1162. Wisdom cannot be imparted. Wisdom that a wise man attempts to impart always sounds like foolishness to someone else. Knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom. One can find it, live it, do wonders through it, but one cannot communicate and teach it.

Hermann Hesse

1163. When we take people merely as they are, we make them worse; when we treat them as if they were what they should be, we help them become what they can be.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

1164. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Proverb

1165. When you are wronged repeatedly, the worst thing you can do is continue taking it—fight back!

Donald Trump

1166. When the world says, 'Give up.' Hope whispers, 'Try it one more time.

1167. When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.

Paulo Coelho

1168. When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'damn, that was fun.

Groucho Marx

1169. Where there is love there is life.

Mahatma Gandhi

1170. With an empty fish tank in an isolated region of the universe, eventually a goldfish will appear.

1171. When you go out to seek revenge, dig two graves.

Proverb

1172. When your joy and sorrow become bigger, the world becomes smaller.

Khalil Gibran

1173. When the going gets rough: turn to wonder.

Parker J. Palmer

1174. With all things being equal, the simplest explanation tends to be the right one.

William of Ockham

1175. When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.

Longchenpa

1176. Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Oscar Wilde

1177. Work is the only thing that gives substance to life.

Albert Einstein

1178. Workers of the world, unite!

Karl Marx

1179. Would you rather be ignored or hated? If you're hated at least you exist.

1180. Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.

1181. Write on my gravestone: 'Infidel, Traitor'—infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people.

Wendell Phillips

1182. You are the hero of your own story.

Joseph Campbell

1183. You are willing to die, you coward, but not to live.

Hermann Hesse

1184. You can be a French Canadian or an English Canadian, but not a Canadian. We know how to live without an identity and this is one of our marvelous resources.

Marshall McLuhan

1185. You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there will still be people who hate peaches.

Dita Von Teese

1186. You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

Plato

1187. You can still do everything without self-respect especially love your family.

1188. You can use it to to end any conversation, it's an axiom stating that either party's argument is but another word, like deconstructionism.

1189. You can't force a group of people to do something, because it has an enforcement cost. It's better if they do it on their own free will.

Jordan Peterson

1190. You can't get away from yourself by moving from one place to another.

Ernest Hemingway

1191. You can't heal what you never reveal.

Jay-Z

1192. You can't help those who don't want to be helped.

Proverb

1193. You can't pretend to be witty.

Sacha Guitry

1194. You can't really know where you are going until you know where you have been.

Maya Angelou

1195. You can't say you believe in God, because you are not morally worthy.

1196. You don't reason with intellectuals. You shoot them.

Napoleon Bonaparte

1197. You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.

Christopher Nolan

1198. You have 24 hours in a day. And 8 is looking into a rectangular screen with some people 12 hours or more. Now imagine 16 hours looking into the world.

1199. You have a responsibility to contribute to the culture and times you live in.

Robert Greene

1200. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Winston Churchill

1201. You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way and the only way, it does not exist.

Friedrich Nietzsche

1202. You just can’t beat the person who never gives up.

Babe Ruth

1203. You know how people say you only live once. That's not the truth. You don't only live once. You only die once. You live every day.

Burnell Cotlon

1204. You know how pretty a white woman is, how long they will look for her if she goes missing. Imagine a black girl went missing in a boat accident—they'll be standing at the edge of the shore staring out, 'Nope, don't see her. We need to call off the search, conditions are terrible, it's too sunny.

Patrice O'Neal

1205. You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Steve Martin

1206. You know what, Nickelback's alright.

Justin Trudeau

1207. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Dr. Seuss

1208. You lose more by being indecisive than by making the wrong decision.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

1209. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

John Lennon

1210. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Wayne Gretzky

1211. You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.

Cormac McCarthy

1212. You must live in the present, ride the waves and find the eternal in each moment.

Henry David Thoreau

1213. You should love your neighbor as you love yourself.

The Bible

1214. Your greatest trauma is now the baseline for the rest of your life.

1215. You should do goodness without choosing to whom.

Leo Tolstoy

1216. Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

1217. You were bullied when you were 13. Now you carry it with you through your posture, demeanor and outlook on humanity for the rest of your life.

1218. You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching. Love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And live like it's heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

1219. Youth is wasted on the young.

George Bernard Shaw

1220. You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?' 'A long one?

Cassandra Clare