Patrice O'Neal


  1. “I dont litter - not for the reason u'd expect - I dont want to throw my pop can over a bush and it lands next to a dead lady - and next thing you know im now the pepsi can killer - https://www.Reddit.Com/r/funny/comments/1jz5p1/patrice_oneal_on_littering/.”
  2. “I was diagnosed with tourettes recently, whenever I see a hot girl I turn into a ventriloquist, "Godddddamn!"”
  3. “I will win because she wants to be defeated.”
  4. “If you stick a finger in your butt you'll be able to detect life-threatening colon cancer, but I'll never know.”
  5. “Im too afraid not to beleive in God - especially on an airplane - look God I'm helping this old lady with your luggage - you're not going to let this plane crash are you?”
  6. “Spell restorant or your mama dies. "I love you mom."”
  1. “Humor is downstream from truth.”
  2. “I don't want to be remembered as just a funny guy. I want to be remembered as a truth teller.”




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